Glenda

The Simple Half-Wide Life

Glenda is the only audience of the Big JuJu Media Radio Show and 99% of the time is the only one in the entire listening audience to call in to talk to the hosts. She lives up on the hill owned by Coley Jones off Harmony Way -- it's not even a suburb of Vegas, it's more like an area. She couldn't afford the full single-wide but she lives in her half-wide which is a single-wide trailer cut in half with the open side covered in a not-quite see-through plastic tarp with a blurry view of the Strip of Las Vegas, baby! Glenda's best friend Sylvia lives in a full single-wide (the Deluxe Edition).

A Day in the Life

Because she loves TV dinners so much, Glenda has gastrointestinal issues... bloating, nausea, gas, etc. So she sits all day on her barcalounger but instead of sitting on a cushion, it has a hole drilled through it so she can sit in that all day and even do her "evening load" around midnight after watching her favorite TV shows. The barcalounger just empties through a hole and into her bedpans, and the whole contraption is on casters so she can roll around throughout her half-wide. She loves watching her favorite TV shows like Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, and The Love Boat... and seasonal specials and marathons of those, as well. She does NOT watch Fantasy Island because she gets triggered if she sees Tatoo running for "Da plane! Da plane!"

Best Friends, Usually

Glenda's best friend is Sylvia, they're not lesbians, but they do love the gurrrl talk! Glenda doesn't have the internet machine but Sylvia does, so they watch YouTube videos at Sylvia's every now and then, except when Sylvia wants to spend time with her kids... that she doesn't have. She uses that as an excuse when she doesn't want to hang out.

The Strip at Night

Glenda takes the bus... a lot... and meets total strangers who (the homeless) who give her business opportunity and other financial advice that she's not good at. Glenda is a coupon-clipping whore so she can raid the clearance bin at Trailer Joe's (people's left-overs they bought at Trader Joe's), Trailer Janes (used but washed ladies underpannies), and sometimes even Trailer Joe's (used but washed mens underpannies) in case she's in the mood to buy something on clearance for one of her several boyfriends who are janitors at the worst/cheapest hotels on the Strip in Vegas.

Glenda and Sylvia are regulars at Butt Sluts at the Bootyplex on top of The Stratosphere -- an exclusive gay nightclub and stripper bar where Glenda tends to grab some ass and then get some kind of infection, as a result. Glenda loves to smoke and is convinced it acts as a forcefield of healing to keep out the covid. She's into free subscriptions of the Qanon newsletter and LOVES News to News Radio with Jordan McNamara because he always has on special guest experts, Katherine Damiana Milieu, and Pastor Pernid Ferner, to talk about UFOs, conspiracy theories, CIA crap, and other mysterious shit.